Again, pretty on point.
…man, now I’m SO CURIOUS what kinds of difficulties have ensued. Like, I can definitely come up with some theories! People arguing about things I may or may not have done? People treating my remembered opinions as gospel, and trying to use that to support their arguments? That one is a particularly terrible idea, because I hold so many simultaneous and contradictory opinions that you could probably twist memories of them to support just about any argument you really wanted to, without actually going against what I said at the time…
But yeah I am super curious what those difficulties might be! I am endlessly fascinated by the way stories about me grow and change and continue to affect people when I’m not around. (Amusingly, I try not to exaggerate my personal stories too much when I tell them? They tend to be already be ridiculous enough as to not need much exaggeration to be plenty entertaining as stories. Most of the changes I do make are for the sake of narrative clarity, not an attempt to exaggerate. But people tend to exaggerate stories ABOUT me quite a lot, I find.)
I don’t think any of those impressions are at all wrong. Pretty much solidly in-line with my self-assessments, anyway, so I suppose it’s more that they’re not wrong from my perspective; maybe others would disagree.
Can I be a manic pixie dream-villain? Is that a thing? It should be a thing.
#I am pretty sure I have too much empathy to do this in real life but#drop into people’s lives#they swoon#I disappear#and then they realize all their doomsday machines have been turned on and the house is on fire#and they learn an important lesson about life#the lesson is don’t give other people the keys to your doomsday machines
This is everything I aspire to in life. I’m pretty sure I’m most of the way there.
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
so the way this AU works is that everything kind of starts out the same as reality, but around 2013 the timeline splits off into the AU due to apocalypse shenanigans. however everything still takes place at the broken shell of our college, plus various pocket dimensions spawned off of it. so you’re gone cuz you graduated but since then youve become a powerful sorcerer/necromancer and you are eventually encouraged to come back.
so in one storyline, you come back to help out the survivors/resistance/good guys (mostly ML nerds) fight off the shadow demons or whatever, and you resurrect everyone who’s died up to that point with new and better powers (including all the people I’ve killed, who are kind of pissed at me about that). so you’re directly opposing me in that scenario, and Kelly’s kind of your minion/protege so you plan for her to receive the big magic prize all along.
in the other storyline, I go to your dumbass occult castle to receive your favor and get boosted powers from you, and you come back with me to fuck shit up just for kicks and so you can obtain the big magic omnipotence prize for yourself because you’re a bit more powerhungry in this version (but Kelly gets it in the end anyways).
tl;dr powerful master of dark arts manipulative bastard
these are both very accurate portrayals of my personality, I am entirely pleased with this