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stormingtheivory:

Soooo who wants to see my Parafiction exhibition catalogue?
I’m reluctant to share this publicly if only because I know the image credits aren’t really optimally formatted for web stuff and I probably didn’t cite everything I should’ve because I put this together over the course of several days of lots of work and not enough sleep.
Buuuut what the hell, it’s a nice looking document and I’m proud of it and the argument it makes.
Oh, although one last disclaimer—it’s probably better to view this via download because Drive really dramatically compresses PDF images for some dumbass reason, as you can see above.

For those of you who can’t make it to Sam’s incredible exhibition of the Museum of Parafiction in person, here’s the catalogue! I helped with a bit of the research, and the results are spectacular. This is one of the best explanations and examinations of the structures of what may be my favorite art form. Well worth reading through.
At some point I’d love to see and/or contribute to a fuller cataloguing and documentation of some of the more obscure branches of Parafiction and Parafanfiction, as well as the process of de- and re-fictionalization. I’m convinced there’s a book that could be written about Wayfound, the Jejune Institute, and so on. Sam’s done a spectacular job of laying the groundwork here, and I sincerely hope this leads to further work in the field of Parafictional Studies. 

stormingtheivory:

Soooo who wants to see my Parafiction exhibition catalogue?

I’m reluctant to share this publicly if only because I know the image credits aren’t really optimally formatted for web stuff and I probably didn’t cite everything I should’ve because I put this together over the course of several days of lots of work and not enough sleep.

Buuuut what the hell, it’s a nice looking document and I’m proud of it and the argument it makes.

Oh, although one last disclaimer—it’s probably better to view this via download because Drive really dramatically compresses PDF images for some dumbass reason, as you can see above.

For those of you who can’t make it to Sam’s incredible exhibition of the Museum of Parafiction in person, here’s the catalogue! I helped with a bit of the research, and the results are spectacular. This is one of the best explanations and examinations of the structures of what may be my favorite art form. Well worth reading through.

At some point I’d love to see and/or contribute to a fuller cataloguing and documentation of some of the more obscure branches of Parafiction and Parafanfiction, as well as the process of de- and re-fictionalization. I’m convinced there’s a book that could be written about Wayfound, the Jejune Institute, and so on. Sam’s done a spectacular job of laying the groundwork here, and I sincerely hope this leads to further work in the field of Parafictional Studies. 

yakdad:

it’s that time again

best of scifi hall twitter, round idek, part 1

(pls click pictures for easier reading <3)

I told Sadia that last one and she straight up punched me for five minutes
no egrets

lallowethyu:

it’s back

best of scifi hall twitter, pt 1

more to come later

dogapult:

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

#THE BARTER SYSTEM #HEY BEN 

goddammit dom

it didn’t even show up in the tag but I saw it anyway you piece of shit

deadbirdlife replied to your post “3, 11, 33, 36”

laughs about the fact that 11 (nearly) applies to us?

does it? that has happened enough times that I straight-up don’t even remember who every instance was with.

well. the person has only woken up twice. the other times they’ve been polite enough to at least pretend to be asleep.

and by polite enough I probably mean uncomfortable enough because like wow come on past me, what a shitty position to put someone in

My first [fictional character] crush was Lord Asriel.

Good. Good. Good.

I endorse this far more than I should.

(Now picture him as Idris Elba. Yeah. Keep picturing it. I’m helping.)

3, 11, 33, 36
  • 3:A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

I am legitimately having a hard time thinking of a good answer to this because 90% of what I read/watch is YA stuff so I tend to avoid thinking about most of the fictional people I encounter in sexual contexts! Gonna have to keep pondering for a minute.

Oh. Uh. Lord Asriel. I’m not saying I WANT to have sex with him, but seriously, he’d probably be AWESOME in bed. In the Idris Elba sexual apocalypse sense. …now I wanna see Idris Elba play Lord Asriel, holy SHIT.

  • 11:We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

We were about to move from making out to serious sexy times but then the third person sharing the bed with us woke up. (I am a terrible person. Whoops.)

  • 33:What your favorite part of your body:

My go-to answer to this question for YEARS was my hair, and then I cut it all off! And you know what? It looks AWESOME short. So, uh, yeah, still my hair.

  • 36:What do you wear to bed?

Large sleepshirt, underwear. Current favorite sleepshirts are this one and this one.

Kinky Questions - NO PROMISES, but try me
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

battered-hilt:

isyris:

alphaziraphale:

dude though not once in pacific rim do they mention the internet dying, so it’s safe to assume that the internet is still around when this is taking place just think about it

  • jaeger pilot fan blogs
  • selfies with dead kaiju ‘look at this piece of shit #byeju’
  • 'share to help people who's houses have been destroyed'
  • 'KAIJU ARE MISSUNDERSTOOD!!!! THEY JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS BUT WE ARE KILLING THEM!!!!!!!! MY POOR BABIES I UNDERSTAND U!! <3<3'
  • kaiju memes
  • Change.org petitions to take the funding from the wall and give it to the jaeger programme
  • K A I J U   M E M E S
  • kaiju dildos
  • 16-year-olds on DeviantART going through their “edgy” phase with rainbow Kaiju fursonas