1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?

I had three first kisses.

My first kiss was with the prettiest girl at camp in a game of truth or dare when I was fourteen, late at night, in the middle of a dry lake bed in the desert, thirty miles from anyone or anything. 

My first kiss was with my first girlfriend, when I was fifteen, on my best friend’s couch. It ended in disaster.

My first kiss was with the first person I fell in love with, when I was sixteen, at dawn in the field as the mist rolled in around us. It was perfect.

2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?

I am in that stage of singletude where I don’t particularly want a new relationship yet, but my bed is feeling very lonely at night with only one person in it.

11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?

I mean, I know of at least four people with ongoing ~feelings~ for me that they will never act on because of ~reasons~, but no one seems to be actively pursuing me right now. Oh, I do have a blind date for Saturday night, though! That was set up by my date’s friends. So maybe there are people who ship me with someone? Who knows!

15. How do you know when you’re in love?

By knowing that I’m in love. (It happened in completely different ways both times, for completely different reasons.)

16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?

Yes, two people. It was a strange experience, but one I’d like to have again someday.

18. Do you feel like you’re loved on an everyday basis?

Absolutely! My friends love me very dearly and openly. I have wonderful and amazing friends.

24. Are you a hopeless romantic?

Yes and no. I would say I am a romantic cynic. In the right context, super cheesy hopelessly romantic gestures and moments are my favorite thing. On a broader scale, I think True Love is a terrible idea and nothing is forever.

25. Do you think that you’re a good kisser?

I have been told by a number of reputable sources that I am pretty good! Not omgincredible, but quite enjoyable to smack faces together with!

Some of my advanced techniques include headbutting, earpunching, and screaming very loud into my partner’s mouth. These are intensely awesome, and you are welcome to attempt them (but be warned, they are advanced, and, if used by inexperienced kissers, very risky)!