Dear George R R Martin,
AnonymousPlease stop making your books so addictive. I have schoolwork I have been extensively neglecting in favor of reading your damn books.
Also, please finish Winds of Winter and Dream of Spring soon so that I don’t have to wait a million years to read them.
Also also, please pull whatever strings you can to get me into the Clarion Workshop so I can come study with you this summer.
Love,
=Books
